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The Rise And Fall Of An American Umpire

Howdy, my name is... well, can't tell you that. The jack-booted stormtrooper will fire me. Again.
When I haven't pissed off some despot, I work for the Washington Army National Guard. Oops. I mean I work for an undesignated govern... um, agency. My job is to tell you the story of our undesignated... um, people... without it being interesting. Enough about me. What do you think of me so far?
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